Surely the biggest waste of public money since 'Howards Way'

BBC 3 Torchwood. Ugh.

Russell 'T' Davies: Your new show is so bad, on so many levels, that it's not even funny.

Your characters struggle to be even two dimensional. Your sets stink. Your plots are full of holes and more predictable than day following night. Your props are from Toys 'R' us, but sprayed silver. Your music is gaudy and intrusive. Your 'actors' seem to be from the 'Santa Barbara' school of realism, and yet—somehow—people still think you have this midas touch for gritty adult SF drama.

Personally I say loudly: “Russell: The emperor has no clothes.”
Listen Russ: Your career peaked around the time you were finely crafting those Chuckle Brothers scripts... (Yes kids - look it up on IMDB). Give it up and live your smug life to it's conclusion in sunny Cardiff...

This show am teh suxx0r big time!
Make it s t o p . . . It hurts so b a a d..... A h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h e e e e ee e e ! ! ! ! ! !